Stan: Funny Cards from the Sloth
The sloth. Never in a hurry. This card may be late.
Stan is a sloth who has never been in a hurry. He started your birthday card in March.
He is the right choice for belated wishes, retirees, procrastinators and anyone who needs to slow down.
Stan has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.
27 cards · $2.99 each
Stan · Thinking of YouStan was thinking of you.
Stan · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Stan.
Stan · AnniversaryHappy anniversary from Stan.
Stan · EngagementStan heard you’re engaged.
Stan · WeddingStan heard you got married.
Stan · New BabyA new baby. Stan is excited.
Stan · GraduationStan says congratulations, graduate.
Stan · PromotionStan heard you got promoted.
Stan · CongratulationsStan heard the good news.
Stan · RetirementStan says happy retirement.
Stan · Thank YouThank you from Stan.
Stan · Breakups & DivorceStan heard about the breakup.
Stan · Losing Your JobStan heard about the job.
Stan · IllnessGet well from Stan.
Stan · SympathyStan is so sorry.
Stan · Hurt on the JobStan heard you got hurt at work.
Stan · Hurt Doing a HobbyStan heard about your hobby injury.
Stan · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Stan.
Stan · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Stan.
Stan · EasterHappy Easter from Stan.
Stan · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Stan.
Stan · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Stan.
Stan · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July from Stan.
Stan · Back to SchoolStan says back to school.
Stan · HalloweenHappy Halloween from Stan.
Stan · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving from Stan.
Stan · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Stan.