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Funny Divorce and Breakup Cards

Our cast is on your side: a gorilla who is a good listener and very good at sitting on people, a snake who knows about shedding old skin and an elephant who has already forgotten their name.

Send one to a friend going through a breakup or divorce. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 10 funny divorce and breakup ecards from Keeper Gil, Gordon, Rex, Sid, Bruno, Mei, Stan, Gigi, Tico and Ellie. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

10 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

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