Funny Retirement Cards

The animals know retirement: a lion who sleeps 20 hours a day, a bear in permanent hibernation and a sloth who has been retired since birth. They welcome the retiree to the good life.

Send one to a retiring coworker, friend or family member. Each card opens to the punchline, with your note printed below.

This collection has 10 funny retirement ecards from Keeper Gil, Gordon, Rex, Sid, Bruno, Mei, Stan, Gigi, Tico and Ellie. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

10 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes