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Funny Christmas Cards

Christmas at the zoo means a present for every animal, a snake who unwrapped them all by noon, a giraffe who puts the star on the tree and a bear who will see you in spring.

Send one to family, friends, coworkers or kids. Each card opens to the punchline, with your note right below.

This collection has 10 funny christmas ecards from Keeper Gil, Gordon, Rex, Sid, Bruno, Mei, Stan, Gigi, Tico and Ellie. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

10 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

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