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Funny New Baby Cards

The zoo knows about babies: feedings every two hours, a lot of noise and cubs that eat everything. Our cast welcomes the new arrival with experience and a forgetful elephant who tied a string on her trunk.

Send one to new parents, new grandparents or a coworker on leave. Each card opens to the punchline, with your note right below.

This collection has 10 funny new baby ecards from Keeper Gil, Gordon, Rex, Sid, Bruno, Mei, Stan, Gigi, Tico and Ellie. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

10 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

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