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Funny Promotion Cards

A promotion means more keys, more responsibility and a snake who would like to know where you keep them. Our cast congratulates you with advice on leadership, naps and the view from the top.

Send one to a coworker, friend or family member with a new title. The card opens to the punchline, with your note below.

This collection has 10 funny promotion ecards from Keeper Gil, Gordon, Rex, Sid, Bruno, Mei, Stan, Gigi, Tico and Ellie. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

10 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny promotion card